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    April 16

    写“八”字是一件很难的事

    去年就有人问我:论文咋样了?答:八字还没一撇呢。
     
    上周老妈还问我:论文咋样了?答:八字还没一撇呢。老妈不解:你这一撇咋写了快半年?我泪奔
     
    其实,写八字是一件很难的事,想写好更难。
     
    首先需要有一直笔,经济危机买笔太浪费,要自己造,造笔需要找竹子,必须很直的,还不能太粗,其次需要弄点毛,好像马尾巴比较适合做笔上面的毛,那么去拔马尾巴毛的时候还必须小心被马一脚踢翻——你看写八字多危险
     
    有笔还不够,得有墨,墨的制造方法我还完全没有掌握,反正即使有墨,也得在砚台里磨墨,必须要磨得很细才行,不容易啊
     
    就算有笔和墨,还得有纸,总不能在马路上写,那样的话,“八”字就难以流传千古,所以纸的质量也大有讲究
     
    就算八字写完了,弄个大印章一盖,然后还得裱,包装好,正式地挂到墙上,这个经历九九八十一难的“八”字才算是正式写好了!
     
    在图书馆憋了一个月,我现在刚把笔弄好,离那一“撇”还远着呢

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    Matt Chenwrote:
    我这儿还有点儿剩的,你要不要
    20 Apr.
    莎莎 韩wrote:
    说得甚好,我去砍竹子了
    19 Apr.
    kuy songwrote:
    意境~
    16 Apr.

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